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"David G. Bell" db...@zhochaka.demon.co.uk rec arts sf fandom On Sunday, in article <3E186795.6000...@cox.net> k...@cox.net "Kip Williams" wrote: Nancy Lebovitz wrote: In article <slrnb1erf1.ied....@hunding.localdomain>, Graydon <o...@uniserve.com> wrote: And if you're specifically target marketting Pervy Hobbit

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Dave Weingart phyde...@liii.com rec arts sf fandom One day in Teletubbyland, Arthur D. Hlavaty <hlav...@panix.com> said: There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis, Just like you swore to me that you'd be true. There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis, But he's a liar and I'm not sure

Official alt.binaries.slack FAQ, Beta 0.90 - dobbhead.txt (0/1)
As I beta tester I sent daily bug reports telling them that their filters didn't work. When I told them that their "dickheads" need to work on the filters I was booted as a beta tester. So, the short of it is...AOL has no spam filters! Never did and most likely, never will! I've been an AOL beta tester since

Joke in beta test
Only use password-beta to set your dial-in and/or POP3 passwords. Given that it doesn't work - might I suggest you remove the code till it does? The admonition *not* to set it is there, as clear as anything, on the password-beta menu. Now if someone is daft enough to look at only *some* of the information on the

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Was that a joke? It's a running gag from Pratchett's _Soul Music_, but it's a variant on "Elvis working in a burger joint in Des Moines". The gag in _Soul Music_ is a reference to the Kirsty MacColl song as well. -- . . . . Del Cotter d...@branta.demon.co.uk .

cs 1.4 renaming weapons is a sad joke
"David G. Bell" db...@zhochaka.demon.co.uk rec arts sf fandom On Sunday, in article <H87vyM....@world.std.com> pcis...@TheWorld.com "Paul Ciszek" wrote: In article <slrnb1epco.i9k....@hunding.localdomain>, Graydon <o...@uniserve.com> wrote: In <MPG.188100a8829be6c7989...@news.earthlink.net>, Ulrika O'Brien

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Daniel R. Reitman dreit...@spiritone.com rec arts sf fandom On Fri, 10 Jan 2003 17:40:10 +0000 (UTC), Ed Dravecky III <e...@panix.com> wrote: I now picture MKK as Shelly Vincoeur on "Northern Exposure." I _cannot_ picture Jordin as Holling under any circumstances. Sorry. Dan, ad nauseam.

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Tom Plunket to...@fancy.org alt usenet offline-reader forte-agent ToAny...@who.gives.a.rats.ass wrote: They wouldn't know a binary user if one bit them on the ass. I still don't understand why someone would use a newsreader to get binaries anyway instead of using, say, a download manager and EasyNews's

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Neal Stoughton nmsto...@uci.edu comp infosystems www authoring html James Shum wrote: Also, I was playing around with the editor, and when I saved my HTML document, all of my previous tags were changed drastically to the point that the page layout looks way off on any other browser except Netscape, whereas before

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So did I. But the only joke I saw was the one I pointed out -- which I believe was unintentional. What was the source of your amusement? He's an early adopter, like the first non-beta tester to use Facebook who runs around telling all of his friends that they just *have* to sign up for it, because its successes

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They give off gamma rays, Beta and Alpha partials. meh. the half-life of the dominant isotopes is on the order of a billion or so years, if i recall correctly. This signature can be appended to your outgoing mesages. Many people include in their signatures contact information, and perhaps a joke or quotation.

3dfx opengl is a complete joke!
Kyle D. Ross r...@emeraldis.com comp os ms-windows win95 misc Sorry, folks... But JavaScript works just fine for me... Have you actually tried to display a Java script with MSIE 3.0, or did you just read the feature list and take Microsoft's word that it works.

Roxio, What a Joke (FRAUD) - "0.9x" DAE Speed Bug Returns
Vlatko Juric-Kokic vlatko.juric-ko...@zg.hinet.hr rec arts sf fandom On Wed, 8 Jan 2003 11:11:28 -0800, mary...@kare.ws (Mary Kay) wrote: I acquired an item of coolness from my high school/college days that I didn't get to have then. I am now the proud owner of a fringed suede jacked. I feel totally cool when I

New Readers: Re: Is this a joke?
B...@gmail.com aus aviation aus politics aus rail aus tv aus rail models On Feb 15, 10:07 pm, ri...@tpg.com.au (Rifty) wrote: Fran <Fran.B...@gmail.com> wrote: On Feb 15, I recall an Irish version of the same joke. I suspect there's a version everywhere where men sit under trees in the hot sun doing nothing.

Beta testing for AOL - What a joke!
Jim> MSIE 3.0 is also in its first beta - it sometimes (rarely, but Jim> sometimes) chokes, it doesn't display frame and table cell background Jim> tiles correctly all the time, it sometimes plays havoc with mouse Jim> tracking (but not for more than a minute or so). Jim> It's a great start, Netscape should worry.

Bad Beta joke (Humor)
Bernard Peek b...@shrdlu.com rec arts sf fandom In message <ib7EZHA9roG+EwUV@libertaria. demon.co.uk>, Ken MacLeod <k...@libertaria.demon.co.uk> writes I'm trying to turn this usage against the mundanes by using the term 'fashion anorak' for fashion mavens. Try referring to anyone who can name more than two England

Line counts? The Agent Beta team is a joke.
He makes some some joke, something something about his beta being surprisingly tight, but after that there is no breath left <http://www.jambiya.com/blog/left> left for speaking as the girl kisses <http://www.jambiya.com/blog/kisses> both deeply <http://www.jambiya.com/blog/deeply> before going round to the front

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B...@gmail.com aus aviation aus politics aus rail aus tv aus rail models On Feb 15, 5:09 pm, ri...@tpg.com.au (Rifty) wrote: Fran <Fran.B.. the 'noble savage' thesis, no doubt) reminds me of the old joke: The wealthy English businessman goes holidaying in Jamaica and sees a local inhabitant asleep under a tree.

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Lucy Kemnitzer rita...@cruzio.com rec arts sf fandom On Sat, 4 Jan 2003 14:17:36 +0000, Del Cotter <d...@branta.demon.co.uk> wrote: On Sat, 4 Jan 2003, in rec.arts.sf.fandom, Ken MacLeod <k...@libertaria.demon.co.uk> said: What's the definition of a Tolkien saddo? Someone who thinks Elvish isn't really dead.

FF Beta 3 - What is up with the navigation buttons?
Adi Sieker wrote: Maybe, you should put a smiley behind your jokes. In my mind that immediately makes them not funny. A joke explained is a joke ruined. A smiley doesn't explain a joke - it just signals that there is a joke. In fact it's just like in real conversations: when you tell a joke there,